Hear me, hear me, ho sake to Bear me [Full poem untitled to Prashant k Shukla] Lalala laala laaa lalala (background music) Oye oye alal hui oi oui (BM still continue) Hear me, hear me, ho sake to bear me-2 Duta tata nanna laala le ji ui ui (ये भी background music है) Hear me, hear me, ho sake to bear me Life है खोटी अगर तो, ghat pe so ke dekho ji; Hear me-hear me... ¶1¶ आगे बढ़ने से पहले, hand तो तुम कर दो free, Life है boring अगर तो क्या कर रहे हो GK, March में पैदा हुआ, Mum given name PK, Hear me, hear me, ho sake to bear me-2 HEar me-hear me... ¶2¶ Government से था नाराज, सोचा chalu Madiras तब न था कोई Academy, और न ही था Central; GIC में लेना पड़ा admission, aur join kiya Apex ka session, याद है entry तो surely free थी without any hesitation, Par watt तो तब लगी जब Sanjeev sir ने सुना Model Auxiliary ka poora lession, HeAr me-hear me... ¶3¶ My train was coming on track, उसे देख लग गया break, Height-wite, pleasure n bike same tha, par hatho को न चैन था, Kiya wo, काम जो नहीं था करना, ना के बाद भाई ने kaha idhar mat bhatkana; HeaR me-hear me... ¶4¶ Lalala laala laaa lalala (I thik aap bhool gaye hoge, ye background music thi) Oye oye alal hui oi oui (abhi bhi yahi BM hai) Hear Me-hear me... College life start हुई , yado me wo sarth rai, Physics aur chemistry ki mistry thi, R C Sharma ki history थी, Hear mE-hear me... ¶5¶ College के कुछ यार थे, coaching में भी चार थे , Rudra, Abhishek और Vaidic मन se the Deep Devesh और mai (PK), थे शरीर से weak, Hear me-hear me... ¶6¶ Suddenly situation bas been changed, without information came up rain, याद है ना proverb- No pain NO gain… Hear me-Hear me... ¶7¶ Rehman started singing n shakira started dancing, And the whole credit goes to Mama that I have started orkuting, Now, mouse लगता cool था, boring तो school था, Scrap का जमाना था, हमको भी milestone बनाना था, Hear me-hEar me... ¶8¶ Finally sab kuch acha-acha लगने लगा; Tsunami से पहले का, gujrat दिखने लगा, Delhi, portblair ke sath-sath Pakistan से भी रिश्ते judne lage; और तो और अब तो MUSHARRAF को bhi DHONI ke बाल ache लगने lage, GULJAR ke bad ab hum bhi poem likhne lage, Hear me-heAr me... ¶9¶ अब तो सब कुछ cool था, morning to evening school था, Mere profile रंगीन और जेब कडकी थी, 1ghante ki fees 15रु लगती थी, Bearing करना muskeel था, खाला ka koi school न था, Hear me-heaR me... ¶10¶ Lalala laala laaa lalala (abe phir se bhool gaye,yahi background music thi) Oye oye alal hui oi oui (dhatt, ab dubara nahi boluga samjh jao) हर एक मॉल 10रु ke sell की talash थी, karzz के बाद kajrare भी flop थी, Khojte-khojte bhagwan भी मिलते हैं, इस पे थोड़ी आस्था थी , Usake घर के आगे की सडक daye mudti thi, [मेरे विचारो से आप सहमत होंगे… Keep reading, rakhi ke स्वयंवर में आप भी अन्दर होंगे ] Hear me-hear Me... ¶11¶ खैर मेरा station najdeek था, ये creative का गेट था; यहाँ पर everyone looking as my relative, Unfortunately, I couldn’t arrange bucks for creative, खैर वो सब पुराना था, ab to ghar se katra ko jana था, Splender मेरी सबसे हट के थी, diggi nahi keval seat tooti थी, Hear me-hear mE... ¶12¶ Now सब पे मेरा craze tha, mai Ab tak mai PHD kar chukka tha, ab IAS ki कुछ तो कमाल होगा, hatho me senior ka hath hoga… फिर भी … yad, yad, yad bas yad... (जाने दो, आगे पंकज उदास का है sad song है…AUR BACKGROUND MUSIC तो याद ही होगा ........ REPEAT IT TWICE) |
>He doesn’t like cheat as Gandhiji Hinsa >Big fan of Himesh Reshammiya (PK thinks that HR deserve some more chances in acting- भाई रहम करो ) >Ride bikes as pilot flying airplane first time (flies fast)…Bhai kuch nahi to शरीर का ख्याल kara karo aur apni nahi to piche wala ka to kiya hi karo. >>Use abbreviation of words like as- >IPP-id paisa photo (are yar sim-card ke liye to jaroorat padti hai na) >ILOS- I love obama surely (JAB SE OBAMA KO TAJMAHAL ME DEKHA-ye aagre ke pas gaya tha, TABHI SE... are bhai kya dekh liya aisa obama me) Just joking, usane No Problem ke “Obama song” ke bare me kaha tha I love Obama song. >I don’t know what he yet want to get but whatever he will do, will do in style and will not be a man in the street… >He always does something which occur problem for him… (He knows better than…) >A superb Photographer, has an exceptional and remarkable talent of photo capturing (his nokia 6600 was the example of his master pieces…kya abhi bhi hai…) >He loves to participate in quizzes, contests and as reward he has lots of certificates; awards to koi aur le jata tha… :) >>crazy for- >SRK, अरे वही sahrukh khan (apne Billuva ka dost) >Abhijeet sawant (mohabbaten lutanaga mai….en lamho ka mujhe kab se ….) >has a pretty as paint Smile… (.\.) >wants a job where- easy money is required, bribe is firmly compulsory… where he would work hard and persistently, I think it would be the 1st job that has not been done before. But listen Bhai there are not only you who have filled the form… >he fakes so well then it might be difficult to clarify that what was right and true. >Had a Samsung mobile(our ancient deposit) but he didn’t care and sold the mobile for a song. But don’t worry, according to this time he would be the owner of more than twos. And same did with his old Yamaha R-15. >His bicycle(yamaha R15) has been theft many times, u can say, he is very good in got theft his bicycles… (कही बेच के बाबा का सोमोसा तो नहीं खा लेता था ) |
